September 3, 2008

Driving Master Madness

Dearest Madness,

I know it's exciting, driving your Papa to work. It's a nice little morning adventure. However, we do have to talk about driving behaviour once Papa has been dropped off.

Your Mummy has only had her driver's licence for seven weeks (and one day). Please do not, under any circumstances, scream loudly while I am trying to overtake some trucks on really narrow lanes in a construction area with a hundred cars behind me and probably infuriated because I am only doing 10km/h over the speed limit.

Also, I am going to tie your Bärli to your seat, so that you can't drop him on the floor and cry all the way home, okay? Okay.

Much love (and a bit of a headache)
Mummy.

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